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Funny
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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2009-05-06 by
bling-bling

Yo Momma
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Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's.
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2009-05-04 by
pinno

Flirt
32 SMS in this category
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
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2009-05-06 by
bling-bling

Break Up
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I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
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2009-05-04 by
971style

boy VS girl
23 SMS in this category
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
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2009-05-13 by
bling-bling

Message chain
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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2009-05-13 by
justin97

Apologize
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je suis a cour de theme pour t'ecrire un poeme mais j'ai voulu tout de meme t'ecrire je t'aime
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2009-08-27 by
imane

Greetings
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I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
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2009-05-08 by
justin97


Funny
Yo Momma
Flirt
Break Up
boy VS girl
Message chain
Apologize
Greetings
We will now upgrade your brain.......

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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z


The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be coo

Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you..

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can

je suis a cour de theme pour t'ecrire un poeme mais j'ai vou

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant repl

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthd

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 milli

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it,

Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a h


You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b ke

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood


I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries,

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.


It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head ha

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this m

When it hurts to look back & ur scared to look ahead, look b

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and sta

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A woman doing her shopping purchases the following products:

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching


Describe me in 1 WORD, just one! Send it to me then send thi

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can


want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cr

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a reject

How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset


you can sit on me, you can pee in me, you can do whatever yo

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a weddi

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the stre

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart

Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can d


A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterf

Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk

there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium struc

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from


I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as

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