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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!

je suis a cour de theme pour t'ecrire un poeme mais j'ai voulu tout de meme t'ecrire je t'aime

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.