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Funny
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I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
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2012-12-13 by
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Yo Momma
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Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from trees, the way you look you must have missed some branches.
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2012-12-13 by
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Flirt
41 SMS in this category
A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
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2009-05-13 by
justin97

Break Up
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Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
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Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
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2009-08-26 by
anthony

Message chain
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Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
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2009-05-04 by
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Apologize
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I’m sending you this message so that you won’t forget about me. In reality, I want to send my eyes to be able to see you and my lips to kiss you. I love you to death
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2012-12-13 by
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Greetings
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I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
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2009-05-08 by
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Funny
Yo Momma
Flirt
Break Up
boy VS girl
Message chain
Apologize
Greetings
Please, don’t take it personal, but I have to be honest and

Dear human being, I am an alien, the one you call Orion, I a

I’d like to do it with you, feel your body next to mine. I’d

Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hu

Lie on the bed and stop breathing, you see how you’re missin

Hey! It’s me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your

Hello, this is your mobile operator, we have detected an abu

I know that since I left you, you’ve lost your ways and don’

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1

If you want flowers you’ll have to pick them but if you want

You too, take part of the “mental health” day by sending a t

The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Don’t wor

This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6

Magnificent, fatal beauty, wonderful, irreplaceable, perfect

I’m sending you this message so that you won’t forget about

Your gym centre is informing you that you won the equivalent

Falling from a tree is high, falling from the sky is higher

Life that is not dark not pink is a mixture of two things: m

When I look at the sun I see you, looking at the stars I see

The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its miss

Do you know a woman’s 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for

Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from tree

The police just found a man’s body which is unshaped, with d

SERIOUS WARNING: there are aliens coming to kidnap INTELLIGE

You come in the night, you stick yourself to my body, u suck

Good-hearted people are difficult to find and difficult to f

In french: je t'aime, in English: I love you, in Spanish: te

WWF has informed the world of a missing monkey which faces e

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/

If you see smoke coming from my nose, do not take me for a s

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-col

Day after day I think about you every day, 30 days have pass

A survey revealed that 99% of mentally ill people read their

Everyone knows that 1+1=2, but me + you=1, you know why? Sim

Imagine a country without king, winter without the cold, a s

I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to s

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with

If you’re sad think about me, if you’re lonely send me a mes

Honestly, I’d rather sleep beside you and think about angels

1+11=12 months to constantly think about you. 1+6=7 days to

Your dad is a thief; he stole the stars from the sky to put

I love you in silence, I adore you in secret. If one day I d

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you b

Why did the statue of liberty need to be a woman? Because it

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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The

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I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be coo

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer

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