Hello, this is your mobile operator, we have detected an abusive use of your mobile vibrator and we would like to remind you that this is a phone and not an instrument for pleasure.
160 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Your gym centre is informing you that you won the equivalent of your sex weight in sweets, congratulation! You won a tic-tac!
113 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
184 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
16 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
9 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
Day after day I think about you every day, 30 days have passed and there is a new beautiful day, thanks to God for this day, I miss you my love today.
50 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97