Funny (46)

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
6 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
78 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
15 ratings - 2009-05-06 by bling-bling

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
10 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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Apologize (15)

In french: je t'aime, in English: I love you, in Spanish: tequiero, in Italian: ti amo, in German: ich lieb dich, in Yugoslavia: volimete, in Arabic o7ibok
71 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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