Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
6 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
78 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"
15 ratings - 2009-05-06 by bling-bling
My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling
Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
10 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style
In french: je t'aime, in English: I love you, in Spanish: tequiero, in Italian: ti amo, in German: ich lieb dich, in Yugoslavia: volimete, in Arabic o7ibok
71 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97