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After seeing that video, you won't ever smoke again


Funny
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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2009-05-13 by
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Yo Momma
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Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from trees, the way you look you must have missed some branches.
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2012-12-13 by
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Love
41 SMS in this category
Your dad is a thief; he stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.
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2012-12-13 by
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Break Up
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Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
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I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
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2009-05-13 by
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Message chain
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Do you know a woman’s 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for leather, oyster for pearls, a bear for fur and coats, and a pigeon to buy her all that!
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2012-12-13 by
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Apologize
15 SMS in this category
Imagine a country without king, winter without the cold, a singer without a voice...it’s my life without you.
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2012-12-13 by
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Greetings
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I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
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2012-12-13 by
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