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After seeing that video, you won't ever smoke again


Funny
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We will now upgrade your brain....... Please wait........ Searching....... Searching....... Still searching........ Sorry, no brain found !!!
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2009-05-08 by
justin97

Yo Momma
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This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6pm we will be shooting a movie on the life of all the hot girls and guys living in your area, we do not want our video to be ruined therefore we are asking you to please not come out at all, your cooperation is much appreciated.
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2012-12-13 by
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Love
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Life that is not dark not pink is a mixture of two things: misfortune and happiness, so open your heart to me to live like a flower.
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2012-12-13 by
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Break Up
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Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
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2009-05-13 by
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Message chain
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Do you know a woman’s 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for leather, oyster for pearls, a bear for fur and coats, and a pigeon to buy her all that!
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2012-12-13 by
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Apologize
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My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U! Please Come back
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2009-05-13 by
justin97

Greetings
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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
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2009-05-08 by
justin97