Funny (46)

Hello, this is your mobile operator, we have detected an abusive use of your mobile vibrator and we would like to remind you that this is a phone and not an instrument for pleasure.
160 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
78 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Your dad is a thief; he stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.
33 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Message chain (11)

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
244 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

If youíre sad think about me, if youíre lonely send me a message, if you need a real friend call me and if you need love remember that my heart belongs to you, I love you.
34 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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