Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.
166 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
78 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve
filled a space no one can fill!
10 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony
Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
10 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style
Good-hearted people are difficult to find and difficult to forget, theyíre like stars in the sky, you cannot always see them but you know they exist!
73 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator