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Funny
46 SMS in this category
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
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2009-05-13 by
bling-bling

Yo Momma
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The police just found a man’s body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me you’re still alive!
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2012-12-13 by
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Love
41 SMS in this category
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
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2009-05-13 by
justin97

Break Up
12 SMS in this category
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
23 SMS in this category
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
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2009-08-26 by
anthony

Message chain
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Do you know a woman’s 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for leather, oyster for pearls, a bear for fur and coats, and a pigeon to buy her all that!
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2012-12-13 by
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Apologize
15 SMS in this category
I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.
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2012-12-13 by
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Greetings
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I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
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2012-12-13 by
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