Funny (46)

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
6 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

SERIOUS WARNING: there are aliens coming to kidnap INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS and SEXY beings from earth. Do not worry; you donít fit the profile so youíre not in danger. Iím just sending you this text to say good bye, theyíre taking me...
76 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Life that is not dark not pink is a mixture of two things: misfortune and happiness, so open your heart to me to live like a flower.
93 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
14 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
8 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Apologize (15)

In french: je t'aime, in English: I love you, in Spanish: tequiero, in Italian: ti amo, in German: ich lieb dich, in Yugoslavia: volimete, in Arabic o7ibok
71 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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