Funny (46)

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
14 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Falling from a tree is high, falling from the sky is higher but falling in love with you gets me so much higher! I love you baby.
105 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
44 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Message chain (11)

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
234 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

1+11=12 months to constantly think about you. 1+6=7 days to be crazy about you. 1+4=5 feelings that I have for you and 1+0=1 heart that loves only you.
32 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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