Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
6 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
184 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling
Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
237 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
If you’re sad think about me, if you’re lonely send me a message, if you need a real friend call me and if you need love remember that my heart belongs to you, I love you.
34 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97