Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
15 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97
The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Your dad is a thief; he stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.
33 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
11 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
1+11=12 months to constantly think about you. 1+6=7 days to be crazy about you. 1+4=5 feelings that I have for you and 1+0=1 heart that loves only you.
32 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
12 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97