Funny (46)

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
15 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

You too, take part of the “mental health” day by sending a text to a mentally ill person that you know. I have done my part the minute you received my text!
130 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

If you want flowers you’ll have to pick them but if you want my heart you’ll have to seduce me!
136 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Message chain (11)

Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
10 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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Apologize (15)

Day after day I think about you every day, 30 days have passed and there is a new beautiful day, thanks to God for this day, I miss you my love today.
50 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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