Funny (46)

A survey revealed that 99% of mentally ill people read their text messages with their thumb. Too late now, donít change your finger, youíve been caught already.
50 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
184 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Message chain (11)

Do you know a womanís 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for leather, oyster for pearls, a bear for fur and coats, and a pigeon to buy her all that!
90 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U! Please Come back
9 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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