Funny (46)

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasnít started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
14 ratings - 2009-05-06 by bling-bling

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Yo Momma (20)

The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Honestly, Iíd rather sleep beside you and think about angels than sleeping in the angelsí world and think about you!
35 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
44 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
10 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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Apologize (15)

Good-hearted people are difficult to find and difficult to forget, theyíre like stars in the sky, you cannot always see them but you know they exist!
73 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
12 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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