I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
43 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from trees, the way you look you must have missed some branches.
80 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
184 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, IT’S FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling
Do you know a woman’s 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for leather, oyster for pearls, a bear for fur and coats, and a pigeon to buy her all that!
90 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U! Please Come back
9 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator