Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.
166 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6pm we will be shooting a movie on the life of all the hot girls and guys living in your area, we do not want our video to be ruined therefore we are asking you to please not come out at all, your cooperation is much appreciated.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
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oops! i miss "U"
14 ratings - 2009-05-06 by bling-bling
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
8 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
Good-hearted people are difficult to find and difficult to forget, theyíre like stars in the sky, you cannot always see them but you know they exist!
73 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
53 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator