Funny (46)

I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
43 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from trees, the way you look you must have missed some branches.
80 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
184 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, IT’S FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Do you know a woman’s 4 favourite animals? The crocodile for leather, oyster for pearls, a bear for fur and coats, and a pigeon to buy her all that!
90 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U! Please Come back
9 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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