Funny (46)

Id like to do it with you, feel your body next to mine. Id like our hearts to beat faster and faster. I want us to sweat together, well be out of breath and I want us to go all the way. So, would you come jogging with me?
300 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

SERIOUS WARNING: there are aliens coming to kidnap INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS and SEXY beings from earth. Do not worry; you dont fit the profile so youre not in danger. Im just sending you this text to say good bye, theyre taking me...
76 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
10 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
11 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Apologize (15)

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U! Please Come back
9 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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