Funny (46)

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
6 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
184 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
237 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

If you’re sad think about me, if you’re lonely send me a message, if you need a real friend call me and if you need love remember that my heart belongs to you, I love you.
34 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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