Funny (46)

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
15 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Your dad is a thief; he stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes.
33 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Message chain (11)

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
11 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Apologize (15)

1+11=12 months to constantly think about you. 1+6=7 days to be crazy about you. 1+4=5 feelings that I have for you and 1+0=1 heart that loves only you.
32 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
12 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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