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Funny
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WWF has informed the world of a missing monkey which faces extinction, common donít be silly, COME BACK!
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2012-12-13 by
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Yo Momma
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The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
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2012-12-13 by
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Love
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Weather forecast for you: a big cloud of tenderness and a hurricane of kisses will fall on your cheeks now, to tell you I love you.
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2012-12-13 by
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Break Up
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Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
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2009-05-13 by
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Message chain
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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2009-05-13 by
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Apologize
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Everyone knows that 1+1=2, but me + you=1, you know why? Simply because you=1 and me without you=0!
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2012-12-13 by
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Greetings
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I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
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2012-12-13 by
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After seeing that video, you won't ever smoke again
WARNING SHOCKING VIDEO