Funny (46)

I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
43 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Falling from a tree is high, falling from the sky is higher but falling in love with you gets me so much higher! I love you baby.
105 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Message chain (11)

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
11 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Apologize (15)

Everyone knows that 1+1=2, but me + you=1, you know why? Simply because you=1 and me without you=0!
48 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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