Funny (46)

Dear human being, I am an alien, the one you call Orion, I am coming to you in the form of a text message in order not to be caught and right now I am having sex with your thumb...I know you like it because youíre smiling....youíre now laughing because you just had an orgasm! Please send me to someone else because Iím still horny.
559 ratings - 2018-01-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
387 ratings - 2018-01-20 by 971style

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Love (41)

Please, donít take it personal, but I have to be honest and straightforward with you because you know me, I always speak my mind: donít text or call me anymore, donít even think about me, forget I live on this planet because I just saw my doctor, he told me to avoid any sweet, and honestly, you are too sweet..... lol, I got you!
561 ratings - 2018-01-11 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
245 ratings - 2018-01-19 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
270 ratings - 2018-01-12 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
501 ratings - 2018-01-03 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.
398 ratings - 2018-01-12 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
278 ratings - 2018-01-04 by Translator

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