Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
6 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
78 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Lie on the bed and stop breathing, you see how youíre missing air; this is how I miss you.
169 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling
Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
237 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Imagine a country without king, winter without the cold, a singer without a voice...itís my life without you.
47 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
10 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97