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Funny
46 SMS in this category
Hello, this is your mobile operator, we have detected an abusive use of your mobile vibrator and we would like to remind you that this is a phone and not an instrument for pleasure.
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2012-12-13 by
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Yo Momma
20 SMS in this category
Your gym centre is informing you that you won the equivalent of your sex weight in sweets, congratulation! You won a tic-tac!
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2012-12-13 by
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Love
41 SMS in this category
If you want flowers you’ll have to pick them but if you want my heart you’ll have to seduce me!
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2012-12-13 by
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Break Up
12 SMS in this category
My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, IT’S FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
23 SMS in this category
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
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2009-08-26 by
anthony

Message chain
11 SMS in this category
Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
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2012-12-13 by
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Apologize
15 SMS in this category
Day after day I think about you every day, 30 days have passed and there is a new beautiful day, thanks to God for this day, I miss you my love today.
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2012-12-13 by
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Greetings
6 SMS in this category
I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
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2009-05-08 by
justin97