Funny (46)

Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.
166 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

When I look at the sun I see you, looking at the stars I see you, looking at nature I see you, so move you are hiding the view!
90 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Life that is not dark not pink is a mixture of two things: misfortune and happiness, so open your heart to me to live like a flower.
93 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
16 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
10 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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Apologize (15)

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.
155 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
54 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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