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Funny
46 SMS in this category
Why did the statue of liberty need to be a woman? Because it needed to have an empty head to be able to build a restaurant in it!
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2012-12-13 by
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Yo Momma
20 SMS in this category
SERIOUS WARNING: there are aliens coming to kidnap INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS and SEXY beings from earth. Do not worry; you don’t fit the profile so you’re not in danger. I’m just sending you this text to say good bye, they’re taking me...
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2012-12-13 by
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Love
41 SMS in this category
Life that is not dark not pink is a mixture of two things: misfortune and happiness, so open your heart to me to live like a flower.
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2012-12-13 by
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Break Up
12 SMS in this category
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
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2012-12-13 by
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boy VS girl
23 SMS in this category
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
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2009-08-26 by
anthony

Message chain
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Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
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2009-05-04 by
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Apologize
15 SMS in this category
Good-hearted people are difficult to find and difficult to forget, they’re like stars in the sky, you cannot always see them but you know they exist!
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2012-12-13 by
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Greetings
6 SMS in this category
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
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2009-05-08 by
justin97