Dear human being, I am an alien, the one you call Orion, I am coming to you in the form of a text message in order not to be caught and right now I am having sex with your thumb...I know you like it because youíre smiling....youíre now laughing because you just had an orgasm! Please send me to someone else because Iím still horny.
1081 ratings - 2018-01-13 by Translator
Iíd like to do it with you, feel your body next to mine. Iíd like our hearts to beat faster and faster. I want us to sweat together, weíll be out of breath and I want us to go all the way. So, would you come jogging with me?
1003 ratings - 2018-01-28 by Translator
Hello, this is your mobile operator, we have detected an abusive use of your mobile vibrator and we would like to remind you that this is a phone and not an instrument for pleasure.
823 ratings - 2018-01-26 by Translator
Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.
807 ratings - 2018-01-12 by Translator
I know that since I left you, youíve lost your ways and donít know what to do anymore. Youíre getting crazier and crazier each day, but Iíll never ever come back, me and you can never work. Take care, x your brain x.
792 ratings - 2018-01-23 by Translator
You come in the night, you stick yourself to my body, u suck me, you take pleasure and leave me suffering...bloody mosquito!!!
762 ratings - 2018-01-02 by Translator
Magnificent, fatal beauty, wonderful, irreplaceable, perfect... enough about me now, how are you doing?
752 ratings - 2018-01-09 by Translator
A survey revealed that 99% of mentally ill people read their text messages with their thumb. Too late now, donít change your finger, youíve been caught already.
704 ratings - 2018-01-10 by Translator
WWF has informed the world of a missing monkey which faces extinction, common donít be silly, COME BACK!
667 ratings - 2018-01-21 by Translator