I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police
station and show them it's a mistake?
495 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97
You come in the night, you stick yourself to my body, u suck me, you take pleasure and leave me suffering...bloody mosquito!!!
762 ratings - 2018-01-02 by Translator
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
482 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
484 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97
I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
571 ratings - 2018-01-04 by Translator
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…
541 ratings - 2018-01-05 by bling-bling
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
480 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
448 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted
glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
494 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97