I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
229 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97

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You come in the night, you stick yourself to my body, u suck me, you take pleasure and leave me suffering...bloody mosquito!!!
469 ratings - 2018-01-02 by Translator

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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
223 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
225 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97

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I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
310 ratings - 2018-01-04 by Translator

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Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
269 ratings - 2018-01-05 by bling-bling

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
225 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97

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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
199 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
236 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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