We will now upgrade your brain.......
Sorry, no brain found !!!
351 ratings - 2018-01-17 by justin97
I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
349 ratings - 2018-01-04 by Translator
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
339 ratings - 2018-01-15 by justin97
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
316 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
312 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…
307 ratings - 2018-01-05 by bling-bling
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get
angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
305 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97
A woman doing her shopping purchases the following products: 1 soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 baguette, 1 apple, banana, 1 orange, 1 lettuce 1 cabbage, 1 frozen pizza, 1 pie. The cashier looks, smiles and said, "only, eh?" The woman smiled shyly and replied, moved: "Yes ... how did you guess?" The cashier replied, "Because you're ugly!"
298 ratings - 2018-01-15 by elodie42
Why did the statue of liberty need to be a woman? Because it needed to have an empty head to be able to build a restaurant in it!
297 ratings - 2018-01-22 by Translator