We will now upgrade your brain....... Please wait........ Searching....... Searching....... Still searching........ Sorry, no brain found !!!
316 ratings - 2018-01-17 by justin97

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I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!
309 ratings - 2018-01-04 by Translator

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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
300 ratings - 2018-01-15 by justin97

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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
274 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style

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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
272 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style

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Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
269 ratings - 2018-01-05 by bling-bling

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Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
261 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97

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Why did the statue of liberty need to be a woman? Because it needed to have an empty head to be able to build a restaurant in it!
258 ratings - 2018-01-22 by Translator

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A woman doing her shopping purchases the following products: 1 soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 baguette, 1 apple, banana, 1 orange, 1 lettuce 1 cabbage, 1 frozen pizza, 1 pie. The cashier looks, smiles and said, "only, eh?" The woman smiled shyly and replied, moved: "Yes ... how did you guess?" The cashier replied, "Because you're ugly!"
257 ratings - 2018-01-15 by elodie42

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