You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
508 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97

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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
502 ratings - 2018-01-25 by bling-bling

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You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
500 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97

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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
495 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
494 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
491 ratings - 2018-01-18 by justin97

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasnít started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
484 ratings - 2018-01-21 by bling-bling

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnít it rain on you?
484 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97

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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
483 ratings - 2018-01-28 by justin97

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