You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
240 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
236 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
234 ratings - 2018-01-18 by justin97

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You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
233 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97

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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
229 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97

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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
229 ratings - 2018-01-25 by bling-bling

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
228 ratings - 2018-01-21 by justin97

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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
226 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
225 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97

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