You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
508 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
502 ratings - 2018-01-25 by bling-bling
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
500 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police
station and show them it's a mistake?
495 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted
glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
494 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97
want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U
jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
491 ratings - 2018-01-18 by justin97
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasnít started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
484 ratings - 2018-01-21 by bling-bling
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesnít it rain on you?
484 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid
gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
483 ratings - 2018-01-28 by justin97