You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
240 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted
glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
236 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97
want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U
jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
234 ratings - 2018-01-18 by justin97
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
233 ratings - 2018-01-11 by justin97
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police
station and show them it's a mistake?
229 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
229 ratings - 2018-01-25 by bling-bling
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
228 ratings - 2018-01-21 by justin97
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
226 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
225 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97