Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of yourself and send it to me, I'm playing cards and I'm missing the joker!!
473 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
473 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker!!
473 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid
gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
472 ratings - 2018-01-28 by justin97
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
470 ratings - 2018-01-21 by justin97
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home
469 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
468 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
459 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97
HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
459 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97