Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
255 ratings - 2018-01-21 by justin97

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of yourself and send it to me, I'm playing cards and I'm missing the joker!!
255 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
253 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97

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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
252 ratings - 2018-01-28 by justin97

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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
252 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
248 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97

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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
248 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling

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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
242 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97

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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
238 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97

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