The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
1676 ratings - 2018-01-21 by bling-bling

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
1674 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
1672 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
1672 ratings - 2018-01-05 by justin97

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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
1668 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
1666 ratings - 2018-01-21 by justin97

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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
1662 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97

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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
1661 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style

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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
1660 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97

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