The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnít it rain on you?
225 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasnít started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
223 ratings - 2018-01-21 by bling-bling

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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
223 ratings - 2018-01-04 by justin97

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of yourself and send it to me, I'm playing cards and I'm missing the joker!!
220 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97

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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
217 ratings - 2018-01-28 by justin97

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
216 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97

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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
210 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling

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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
209 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97

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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
207 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97

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