The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
425 ratings - 2018-01-15 by bling-bling

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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
430 ratings - 2018-01-20 by justin97

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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
437 ratings - 2018-01-23 by justin97

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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
448 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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Scientists proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
448 ratings - 2018-01-16 by justin97

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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
467 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97

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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
467 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97

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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
474 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
475 ratings - 2018-01-21 by justin97

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