It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
177 ratings - 2018-01-20 by justin97
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
179 ratings - 2018-01-15 by bling-bling
Scientists proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
194 ratings - 2018-01-16 by justin97
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
194 ratings - 2018-01-23 by justin97
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
199 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97
HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
207 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
209 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
210 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home
216 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97