The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
203 ratings - 2018-01-15 by bling-bling

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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
204 ratings - 2018-01-20 by justin97

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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
218 ratings - 2018-01-23 by justin97

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Scientists proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
224 ratings - 2018-01-16 by justin97

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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
225 ratings - 2018-01-08 by justin97

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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!
238 ratings - 2018-01-14 by justin97

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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
242 ratings - 2018-01-10 by justin97

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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
248 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
248 ratings - 2018-01-19 by justin97

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