Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
140 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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You too, take part of the ďmental healthĒ day by sending a text to a mentally ill person that you know. I have done my part the minute you received my text!
130 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6pm we will be shooting a movie on the life of all the hot girls and guys living in your area, we do not want our video to be ruined therefore we are asking you to please not come out at all, your cooperation is much appreciated.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Your gym centre is informing you that you won the equivalent of your sex weight in sweets, congratulation! You won a tic-tac!
113 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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When I look at the sun I see you, looking at the stars I see you, looking at nature I see you, so move you are hiding the view!
90 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
88 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from trees, the way you look you must have missed some branches.
80 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
78 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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