Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
288 ratings - 2018-01-20 by 971style
This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6pm we will be shooting a movie on the life of all the hot girls and guys living in your area, we do not want our video to be ruined therefore we are asking you to please not come out at all, your cooperation is much appreciated.
244 ratings - 2018-01-05 by Translator
The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
241 ratings - 2018-01-10 by Translator
You too, take part of the ďmental healthĒ day by sending a text to a mentally ill person that you know. I have done my part the minute you received my text!
238 ratings - 2018-01-22 by Translator
Your gym centre is informing you that you won the equivalent of your sex weight in sweets, congratulation! You won a tic-tac!
224 ratings - 2018-01-05 by Translator
When I look at the sun I see you, looking at the stars I see you, looking at nature I see you, so move you are hiding the view!
203 ratings - 2018-01-09 by Translator
The zoo is offering $10 000 to the person who finds its missing chimpanzee, give me some money or I tell them where to find you.
198 ratings - 2018-01-25 by Translator
Human beings descend from monkeys, monkeys descend from trees, the way you look you must have missed some branches.
194 ratings - 2018-01-24 by Translator
SERIOUS WARNING: there are aliens coming to kidnap INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS and SEXY beings from earth. Do not worry; you donít fit the profile so youíre not in danger. Iím just sending you this text to say good bye, theyíre taking me...
187 ratings - 2018-01-07 by Translator