Your gym centre is informing you that you won the equivalent of your sex weight in sweets, congratulation! You won a tic-tac!
661 ratings - 2018-01-05 by Translator
This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6pm we will be shooting a movie on the life of all the hot girls and guys living in your area, we do not want our video to be ruined therefore we are asking you to please not come out at all, your cooperation is much appreciated.
746 ratings - 2018-01-05 by Translator
SERIOUS WARNING: there are aliens coming to kidnap INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS and SEXY beings from earth. Do not worry; you donít fit the profile so youíre not in danger. Iím just sending you this text to say good bye, theyíre taking me...
683 ratings - 2018-01-07 by Translator
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.
515 ratings - 2018-01-08 by 971style
The police discovered the corpse of a man diforme, rotten teeth, the brain and penis Developed atrophied. Reassured me, you live forever?
514 ratings - 2018-01-09 by elodie42
When I look at the sun I see you, looking at the stars I see you, looking at nature I see you, so move you are hiding the view!
672 ratings - 2018-01-09 by Translator
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
508 ratings - 2018-01-09 by 971style
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
503 ratings - 2018-01-10 by pinno
The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
771 ratings - 2018-01-10 by Translator