The police just found a manís body which is unshaped, with dirty teeth, a really small brain and a very little penis. Please tell me youíre still alive!
596 ratings - 2018-01-14 by Translator

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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
540 ratings - 2018-01-18 by 971style

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Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money.
521 ratings - 2018-01-28 by 971style

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Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.
515 ratings - 2018-01-08 by 971style

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The police discovered the corpse of a man diforme, rotten teeth, the brain and penis Developed atrophied. Reassured me, you live forever?
514 ratings - 2018-01-09 by elodie42

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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
508 ratings - 2018-01-24 by pinno

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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
508 ratings - 2018-01-09 by 971style

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Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
503 ratings - 2018-01-10 by pinno

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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
493 ratings - 2018-01-23 by pinno

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