I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
491 ratings - 2018-01-12 by bling-bling
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
442 ratings - 2018-01-27 by pinno
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
414 ratings - 2018-01-16 by 971style
Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
408 ratings - 2018-01-23 by anthony
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
407 ratings - 2018-01-12 by bling-bling
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
407 ratings - 2018-01-21 by 971style
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
403 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
386 ratings - 2018-01-02 by bling-bling
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1980 World Hide and Seek Champion.
340 ratings - 2018-01-22 by 971style