I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
19 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Some like the night some like the day some even like midday or midnight but if i had to choose between you and them i rather sleep away..
9 ratings - 2009-08-26 by anthony

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
4 ratings - 2009-05-06 by bling-bling

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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
3 ratings - 2009-05-04 by pinno

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
2 ratings - 2009-07-08 by 971style

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Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
2 ratings - 2009-05-04 by 971style

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Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do? A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
1 ratings - 2009-05-06 by bling-bling

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