There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
246 ratings - 2018-01-01 by 971style

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
221 ratings - 2018-01-01 by justin97

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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
263 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97

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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
386 ratings - 2018-01-02 by bling-bling

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Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do? A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
403 ratings - 2018-01-08 by bling-bling

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A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home
303 ratings - 2018-01-10 by bling-bling

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
407 ratings - 2018-01-12 by bling-bling

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I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
491 ratings - 2018-01-12 by bling-bling

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
244 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style

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