Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
335 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style
A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home
303 ratings - 2018-01-10 by bling-bling
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
296 ratings - 2018-01-23 by 971style
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own
293 ratings - 2018-01-18 by 971style
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
282 ratings - 2018-01-16 by 971style
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
263 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97
Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS?
A: Both doesn’t exists.
247 ratings - 2018-01-20 by bling-bling
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
246 ratings - 2018-01-01 by 971style
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
244 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style