What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1980 World Hide and Seek Champion.
291 ratings - 2018-01-22 by 971style

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A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home
260 ratings - 2018-01-10 by bling-bling

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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
256 ratings - 2018-01-23 by 971style

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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own
253 ratings - 2018-01-18 by 971style

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
243 ratings - 2018-01-16 by 971style

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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
223 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97

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Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS? A: Both doesn’t exists.
217 ratings - 2018-01-20 by bling-bling

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
211 ratings - 2018-01-01 by 971style

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
202 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style

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