How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
198 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
193 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style

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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
183 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
182 ratings - 2018-01-01 by justin97

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