God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
182 ratings - 2018-01-01 by justin97
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
183 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
193 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
198 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
202 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
211 ratings - 2018-01-01 by 971style
Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS?
A: Both doesn’t exists.
217 ratings - 2018-01-20 by bling-bling
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
223 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
243 ratings - 2018-01-16 by 971style