Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
218 ratings - 2018-01-24 by 971style

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
221 ratings - 2018-01-01 by justin97

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
230 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style

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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
232 ratings - 2018-01-15 by 971style

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
244 ratings - 2018-01-13 by 971style

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
246 ratings - 2018-01-01 by 971style

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Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS? A: Both doesn’t exists.
247 ratings - 2018-01-20 by bling-bling

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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
263 ratings - 2018-01-02 by justin97

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
282 ratings - 2018-01-16 by 971style

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