I asked santa for a condom, I got 3, I asked for a dollar, I got 10, I asked for a ho, and I got your number
480 ratings - 2018-01-20 by 971style
you can sit on me, you can pee in me, you can do whatever you please with me
~ Love. your toilet
537 ratings - 2018-01-14 by 971style
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
604 ratings - 2018-01-22 by justin97
Can u crack this code? (X35 P33N I 35V37d 3W d73H) No? Turn the phone upside down. Send 2 all the freaks u know!
608 ratings - 2018-01-11 by 971style
Its W> O> R> L> D>S. love day so pas it on to all ur friends and if u got back three or more ur loved..@
619 ratings - 2018-01-15 by anthony
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
624 ratings - 2018-01-01 by justin97
88 88 88 88 88 these are
money bees pass them to
10 good people n receive
money in 4 days I AM NOT
joking IF u dlete u wil rgret
trust me pls send.
631 ratings - 2018-01-05 by 971style
When it hurts to look back & ur scared to look ahead, look beside u and ill be there.send to 10 friends and if u get 3 back u are a great friend.
655 ratings - 2018-01-17 by 971style
Describe me in 1 WORD, just one! Send it to me then send this msg to 20 persons & see how many wonderful strange things people think about you! Text back, I'll wait.
713 ratings - 2018-01-01 by 971style