Funny (46)

We will now upgrade your brain....... Please wait........ Searching....... Searching....... Still searching........ Sorry, no brain found !!!
19 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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Yo Momma (20)

This is a message from your local council, tomorrow around 6pm we will be shooting a movie on the life of all the hot girls and guys living in your area, we do not want our video to be ruined therefore we are asking you to please not come out at all, your cooperation is much appreciated.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

Please, donít take it personal, but I have to be honest and straightforward with you because you know me, I always speak my mind: donít text or call me anymore, donít even think about me, forget I live on this planet because I just saw my doctor, he told me to avoid any sweet, and honestly, you are too sweet..... lol, I got you!
330 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Break Up (12)

My little darling, know that I loved every moment spent with you but I intend to spend better times with my new girlfriend, ITíS FINISHED BETWEEN YOU AND ME.... GET OUT!!!
45 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
11 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Apologize (15)

Day after day I think about you every day, 30 days have passed and there is a new beautiful day, thanks to God for this day, I miss you my love today.
50 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
12 ratings - 2009-05-08 by justin97

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