Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.
166 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your
heart to things you dont want to feel.
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97
Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
19 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling
Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
245 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I love you in silence, I adore you in secret. If one day I die and you open my heart, you will find your name written with gold letters on it.
29 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator
I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator