Funny (46)

Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.
166 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Yo Momma (20)

The government has introduced a new tax on beauty. Donít worry, you wonít have to pay, but for me, Iím ruined.
128 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Love (41)

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
5 ratings - 2009-05-13 by justin97

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Break Up (12)

Love can help you bear absence better than it can help you bear betrayal; this is the reason why I prefer to leave you now rather than to cheat on you....
25 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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boy VS girl (23)

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
19 ratings - 2009-05-13 by bling-bling

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Message chain (11)

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.
245 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Apologize (15)

I love you in silence, I adore you in secret. If one day I die and you open my heart, you will find your name written with gold letters on it.
29 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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Greetings (6)

I am sending you silver greetings on a carpet with multi-coloured flowers just to wish you a happy birthday!
55 ratings - 2012-12-13 by Translator

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