2019-06-17 03:09:12

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2019-06-13 17:57:38

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2019-06-10 15:43:29

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2019-06-08 00:51:05

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2019-04-03 18:08:13

Dear human being, I am an alien, the one you call Orion, I am coming to you in the form of a text message in order not to be caught and right now I am having sex with your thumb...I know you like it because you’re smiling....you’re now laughing because you just had an orgasm! Please send me to someone else because I’m still horny.

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2019-01-21 13:06:54

I want to light you up, put my tongue on you and use it to suck you to the last bit, but I can’t do it here,there’s a “No Smoking” sign here!

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2018-08-06 10:35:31

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.

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2018-07-05 22:25:52

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2018-07-05 19:29:55

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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