2017-10-23 06:24:22

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.

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2017-10-23 06:24:18

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2017-10-21 03:20:28

Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.

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2017-09-09 13:51:38

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.

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2017-09-07 05:03:20

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.

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2017-08-21 04:01:51

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.

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2017-07-30 19:33:55

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.

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2017-07-08 02:38:48

I can stay 3 days without sleeping, 2 days without eating, 1 day without talking, an hour without moving, a minute without breathing, but I can never stay a second without thinking about you.

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2017-07-06 19:19:34

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasnít started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

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