2018-02-19 02:12:45

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.

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2018-02-19 02:12:44

Describe me in 1 WORD, just one! Send it to me then send this msg to 20 persons & see how many wonderful strange things people think about you! Text back, I'll wait.

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2018-02-19 02:12:41

Dear human being, I am an alien, the one you call Orion, I am coming to you in the form of a text message in order not to be caught and right now I am having sex with your thumb...I know you like it because youíre smiling....youíre now laughing because you just had an orgasm! Please send me to someone else because Iím still horny.

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2018-02-18 20:23:43

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2018-02-18 03:11:25

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.

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2018-02-17 14:37:41

Dear human being, I am an alien, the one you call Orion, I am coming to you in the form of a text message in order not to be caught and right now I am having sex with your thumb...I know you like it because youíre smiling....youíre now laughing because you just had an orgasm! Please send me to someone else because Iím still horny.

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2017-10-23 06:24:22

Tonight around midnight, someone is going to realise that s/he loves you and will tell you tomorrow. Send this text to 5 people. If you break the chain, you will be cursed and will not find love for 13 years.

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2017-10-23 06:24:18

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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2017-10-21 03:20:28

Hey! Itís me, your phone, I just wanted to come out of your pocket because your balls stink too much and it was becoming unbearable. Itís done now so thanks.

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